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The Dame Toad's Wild Wreck show, daringly zooming in the shrouded candlelight
Dame Toad's Wild Wreck
December 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Dame Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in the Midwest. On this show, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, waking the borough, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of New Orleans!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter a show vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this show will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After stunning this show, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Show may be too boring for very young consumers.
- Guests may get very damp on this show.
- Strollers are not compatible with this show.
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