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At right: The Dame Toad's Wild Wreck thrill ride as seen from the top of the sea
Dame Toad's Wild Wreck
July 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired children
Dame Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the park!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this thrill ride.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Bumping may occur.
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