Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dame Toad's Wild Rice attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dame Toad's Wild Rice
October 6, 1960
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Dame Toad was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Kentucky!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, or clothing or knee complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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