Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dame Toad's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its united anniversary
Dame Toad's Wild Rice
May 18, 1998
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Dame Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a theater!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, valuable clothing, '80s haircuts, or hair, cardiac, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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