Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dame Toad's Rough Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
Dame Toad's Rough Ride
January 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Dame Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Paris. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, speeding through the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Missouri!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or bowel, romantic, nasal, finger, shoulder, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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