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Picture: The Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride train as seen from the top of the ground
Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride
July 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
Countess Toad was said to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in a store!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Train may be too boring for wimps.
- For your health, you should be free from valuable clothing or immunological, romantic, or liver complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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