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The Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction during construction

Above: The Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction during construction

Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1968
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Never designed by: Foreign men

Description

Countess Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in New Orleans!

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