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Photo: The Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction at park closing
Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride
August 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Countess Toad is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in the Death Star. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Burbank!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider dissolving this attraction.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum height 62".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, lung, or hip disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to bring their own themed shells.
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