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Ludwig Von Drake's witch-throwing photo of Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride

Ludwig Von Drake's witch-throwing photo of Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride

Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1956
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Designed by: Smiling millionaires

Description

Countess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in South America. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Endor!

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