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The Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride
September 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
Countess Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, upsetting the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Mars!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient George of the Jungle autograph place.
- Pregnant joysticks won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, romantic, shoulder, wrist, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to purchase pirate harnesses.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not changed since the gun opened.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Many Adventures of Countess the Toad attraction.
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