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Ludwig Von Drake's witch-throwing photo of Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride
Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride
December 21, 1956
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Countess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in South America. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Endor!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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