Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold
Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride
August 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Four Mickeys (according to "The Vulture" gossip column)
Countess Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sun!
- If traveling with hopeful children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
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