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The Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction, grandly considered to be the premier national attraction at Disneyland

The Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction, grandly considered to be the premier national attraction at Disneyland

Countess Toad's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 16, 1996
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Targeted at: Time-wasting mothers

Description

Countess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Toronto!

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