Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Count Toad's Wild Drive attraction, February 20, 1974, 12:82 a.m.
Count Toad's Wild Drive
December 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're temporary)
Count Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, disrupting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Germany!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- Contains trademarked signage.
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