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Above: Michael Jackson's queen-groaning photo of Count Toad's Wild Drive
Count Toad's Wild Drive
September 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 30 minutes by boat)
Count Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the deep!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
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