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Picture: The Count Toad's Wild Drive attraction as seen from the top of Japan
Count Toad's Wild Drive
December 20, 1995
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Count Toad is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tivoli Gardens!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of heights, fluctuating blood pressure, religious objections, unexplained allergies, or attention-span, elbow, cardiac, stomach, or inner ear issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and opinions within the vehicle at significant times.
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