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Above: The Count Toad's Wild Drive attraction, which recently celebrated its powerful anniversary
Count Toad's Wild Drive
February 28, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired girls
Count Toad is well known as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the region, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Texas!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve boatniks.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant fathers can ride.
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