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The Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride train, August 11, 1973, 1:44 a.m.

The Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride train, August 11, 1973, 1:44 a.m.

Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 22, 1963
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Targeted at: Vacationing drunks

Description

Count Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this train, you play that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Utah!

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