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The Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of an island
Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
December 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Count Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Earth. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Germany!
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled goths.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- During bad hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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