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The Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, December 27, 2002, 10:71 p.m.

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Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1959
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Intended for: Veterans

Description

Count Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a shop!

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