Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its ancient anniversary
Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
February 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
84 minutes (or 4 minutes by horse)
Count Toad is reported to be the worst jogger in the exposition. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the state, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Camelot!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos or lycanthropic or nasal complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes within the attraction at significant times unless you have a death wish.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Casino 96 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is served.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Pirate's Lair on Count Toad Island attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.