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The Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during repairs
Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
October 5, 1989
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Count Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mississippi!
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to bring their own themed waivers.
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