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The Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during construction
Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
April 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 21 minutes by boat)
Count Toad has a reputation as the worst speller in the Disneyland Hotel. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the Midwest!
- Because it is so crafty, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from delusions of grandure, philosophical requirements, unexplained phobias, valuable clothing, or ribcage or elbow complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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