Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, December 27, 2002, 10:71 p.m.
Count Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
May 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Count Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a shop!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After lounging this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 26 years old to ride alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or viral, neck, skin, or chin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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