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The Count Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Count Toad's Disorderly Ride
May 23, 1996
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Count Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Brazil!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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