Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Count Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, untimely considered to be the best small attraction at Disneyland
Count Toad's Disorderly Ride
May 15, 1998
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Count Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Atlantis!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or ankle issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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