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The Count Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Count Toad's Disorderly Ride
May 29, 1998
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Count Toad was said to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, waking the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into history!
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something shorter.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
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