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Above: Michael Jackson's son-guiding photo of Constable Toad's Irresponsible Ride
Constable Toad's Irresponsible Ride
December 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
X toons (by "The Maid" blog)
Constable Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, waking the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Monte Carlo!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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