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The Constable Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Constable Toad's Irresponsible Ride
December 25, 1968
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Constable Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a racetrack!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or finger, leg, attention-span, skin, back, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary effects that may be mildly disappointing.
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