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The Constable Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction, limitlessly frightening in the fading moonlight
Constable Toad's Irresponsible Ride
August 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Greater than ten dollars
Constable Toad was said to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a marsh!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from March 9 through April 23.
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