Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Constable Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Constable Toad's Irresponsible Ride
October 4, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Constable Toad is rightfully called the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, speeding through the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a prairie!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions, felony convictions, or liver, chest, heart, or immunological issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The bar was designed by Psycho the Weasel.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Constable Toad's Treehouse attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.