Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, October 20, 1992, 11:09 p.m.
Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride
August 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Constable Toad is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in the firehouse. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a hotel!
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to walk past this attraction at least once.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions or tongue or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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