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An intercontinental view of Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride when it's not bathed in children

Above: An intercontinental view of Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride when it's not bathed in children

Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 1976
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Recommended for: First-time tweens

Description

Constable Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, waking the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a temple!

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