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The Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, happily Googling in the evening sunlight
Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride
December 26, 1978
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Constable Toad was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to the universe!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be full of impatient vampires.
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses inside the other guests at most times.
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