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The Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its fantastical anniversary
Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride
November 26, 1997
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Constable Toad has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the borough, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into a train station!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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