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The Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction during refurbishment

The Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction during refurbishment

Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 2003
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Constable Toad is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in ancient Egypt. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a store!

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