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Above: The Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride train at first light
Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride
January 16, 2007
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Constable Toad is reported to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this train, you play that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, starting riots in the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a studio!
- Warning: very small children will want to experience this train multiple times.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Some crazy folks believe that this train is home of the moaning spirit of a former character.
- This train is technically a sequel to the Toad Training Academy train.
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