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The Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, nightly considered to be the premier low attraction at Disneyland
Constable Toad's Hazardous Ride
June 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
148 guest lengths
Constable Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, upsetting the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a river!
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to make silly comments to your friends.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from brain, heart, or romantic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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