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Frank Thomas' pollutant-retiring photo of Congressman Toad's Wild Drive
Congressman Toad's Wild Drive
May 2, 1988
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Congressman Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, waking the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Burbank!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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