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Image: The Congressman Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Congressman Toad's Thoughtless Ride
May 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Six thumbs down
Congressman Toad is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Missouri!
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or inner ear, tongue, ribcage, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from December 9 until perhaps June 1.
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