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An unforgettable view of Congressman Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's not bathed in pots
Congressman Toad's Thoughtless Ride
April 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Congressman Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Texas. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of vaudeville!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something that doesn't involve whales.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from tongue, hip, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and balloons inside the vehicle at various times.
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