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The Congressman Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during repairs
Congressman Toad's Thoughtless Ride
December 7, 1985
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Congressman Toad has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Mississippi!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Bulbs," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to find this attraction just a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of children, high blood pressure, bad haircuts, or tongue, blood, chin, or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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