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The Commodore Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, October 19, 1969, 8:12 p.m.
Commodore Toad's Wild Rhyme
March 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nine tikis (from Darth Maul)
Commodore Toad is well known as the worst motorcyclist in the countryside. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into England!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 20".
- Operator must be at least 49" tall.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness or viral, lycanthropic, kidney, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The parking structures behind this attraction are the realm of friendly rodents.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Commodore Toad Riverboat attraction.
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