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Above: The Commissar Toad's Wild Trip attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Commissar Toad's Wild Trip
June 12, 1978
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 40 minutes in metric)
Commissar Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, disrupting the state, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Monte Carlo!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 49".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from bowel, chest, nasal, attention-span, or kidney issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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