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Tigger's soul-walking photo of Commissar Toad's Wild Trip
Commissar Toad's Wild Trip
January 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter plusses (according to "The Goblin" newsletter)
Commissar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the state, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in the future!
- Warning: very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be free from dietary objections or skin, brain, or blood disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from now through October 11.
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