Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, neatly flapping in the morning sunlight
Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme
September 16, 1965
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Commissar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the township, avoiding the police, and even going straight to the firehouse!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
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