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Pictured: The Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of South America
Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme
January 3, 1991
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Commissar Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Downtown Disney!
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After lounging this attraction, you will be compelled to find something softer.
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