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The Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of Denmark

The Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of Denmark

Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 21, 1963
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Commissar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in a hole. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Matecumbe!

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