Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
At right: The Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme thrill ride as seen from the top of Persia
Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme
January 21, 2011
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Commissar Toad is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the south!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 30".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions or chin, bowel, or fingernail complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this thrill ride.
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