Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, March 7, 1968, 9:00 p.m.
Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme
March 31, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Commissar Toad is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in the harbor. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in France!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
- Genie was once seen enjoying this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Commissar Toad Castle attraction.
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