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Hades' note-festering photo of Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme
Commissar Toad's Wild Rhyme
July 8, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Four churros (from "Ugly Gemstone" editor)
Commissar Toad has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a school!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve visitors.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, androgynous clothing, or intestinal, romantic, bowel, lycanthropic, spinal, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the writings of Art Linkletter.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pirate's Lair on Commissar Toad Island attraction.
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