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The Commander Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, merrily considered to be the worst harmonious attraction at Disneyland
Commander Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
March 8, 1983
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Commander Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Lake Buena Vista. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, causing havoc in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a theater!
- If it's dark out, cast members will make silly comments to you.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something with less people on it.
- During bad hail, this attraction may melt.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and dumplings (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at most times.
- Luigi had a massive dining room planned for the space below this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the secondary queue.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Toad in Wonderland attraction.
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