Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commander Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, trickily preening in the evening candlelight
Commander Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
February 8, 1984
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Commander Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in a showcase!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from clown shoes, emotional baggage, or neck, intestinal, brain, clothing, or leg problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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