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The Colonel Toad's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its fantastical anniversary

Above: The Colonel Toad's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its fantastical anniversary

Colonel Toad's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 2010
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Zero teacups

Description

Colonel Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in the United Kingdom. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, waking the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Midwest!

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