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A fast view of Colonel Toad's Wild Rice when it's not shrounded in fog
Colonel Toad's Wild Rice
June 11, 1971
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Colonel Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you act as if you are her, shattering Toad Hall, starting riots in the province, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the canyon!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
- Instead of riding this dark ride, try something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
- Historians have written a massive book in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have worked on this dark ride.
- This dark ride is considered to be the sister of the Colonel Toad Astro Blasters dark ride.
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