Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Colonel Toad's Untamed Ride attraction, April 1, 2008, 5:80 a.m.
Colonel Toad's Untamed Ride
October 8, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Colonel Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to a parade!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- In a hidden closet at the top of the Colonel Toad's Untamed Ride, there is a shipball area for V.I.P.s.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Colonel Toad Riverboat attraction.
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