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The Colonel Toad's Untamed Ride thrill ride at midday
Colonel Toad's Untamed Ride
August 29, 1970
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Colonel Toad was said to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, speeding through the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Netherlands!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find slicing, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- During inclement weather, this thrill ride may not be operating.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and shoes within the entangling vines at significant times or else.
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