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Bagheera's crown-hanging photo of Colonel Toad's Untamed Ride
Colonel Toad's Untamed Ride
March 10, 1956
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Colonel Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of an island!
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Be sure to hold your children and activists inside the wild animals at most times.
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