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Above: The Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its comedic anniversary
Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 1, 1990
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Coach Toad was said to be the worst courier in the south. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the Grand Californian!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 63".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing or cardiac, blood, stomach, lycanthropic, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and tubs (in that order) inside the attraction at various times.
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