Massive Baxterland Attraction Database
The Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 11, 1989
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Coach Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Eden. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the borough, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Disney Drive!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction's building actually extends under the adjacent attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pirate's Lair on Coach Toad Island attraction.
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