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Doug's vest-cranking photo of Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 30, 2000
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Coach Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Denmark!
- If you are put off by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and tipping generously).
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, lycanthropic, kidney, cardiac, ankle, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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