Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at a distance
Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Coach Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Endor!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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