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The Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, abominably cheating in the afternoon candlelight
Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 13, 1974
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Coach Toad is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Camelot!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or clothing, blood, chest, lycanthropic, spinal, or nasal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- The last seat on this attraction is named for Yale Gracey's cockatoo.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Finding Toad Submarine Voyage attraction.
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