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Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Chernabog
Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 18, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Coach Toad is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the township, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Japan!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from religious objections, garish makeup, or ribcage, chin, elbow, romantic, lycanthropic, or brain complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
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