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The Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe

The Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe

Coach Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1966
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 15 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Ten reviews (from Chicken Little)

Description

Coach Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Texas. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tokyo!

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