Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Chief Toad's Wild Rite attraction at park closing
Chief Toad's Wild Rite
April 7, 2003
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Chief Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Planet Zurg!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from runny nose, fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed growths, '50s haircuts, or romantic, ankle, liver, leg, kidney, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
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