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Pictured: Chief Toad's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Chief Toad's Wild Rhyme
March 15, 2003
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Chief Toad is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Norway. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Anaheim!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from fear of insects or skin, leg, hip, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This attraction receives nasty letters less than any other attraction in the circus.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Toad Training Academy attraction.
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