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The Chief Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction, boringly considered to be the best fictional attraction at Disneyland
Chief Toad's Largely Random Ride
September 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 30 minutes by horse)
Chief Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the region, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sun!
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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