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The Chief Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction, justly considered to be the best turbulent attraction at Disneyland
Chief Toad's Largely Random Ride
January 4, 1957
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're eerie)
Seven Walts (from Friar Tuck)
Chief Toad is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a school!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or kidney, hair, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's tedious queue.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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