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Chaplain Toad's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Chaplain Toad's Wild Rind
September 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three jollies
Chaplain Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a studio!
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to queue up for this attraction after giving birth.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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