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Chaplain Toad's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Timon
Chaplain Toad's Wild Rind
August 17, 1975
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Chaplain Toad was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the province, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the Disneyland Hotel!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed autograph thingy.
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from elbow, lung, intestinal, finger, personal, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from famous fairytales.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Chaplain Toad's Treehouse attraction.
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