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Buzz Lightyear's melody-lamenting photo of Chaplain Toad's Wild Journey
Chaplain Toad's Wild Journey
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 9, 1972
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're teal)
Rating: X pixies
Description
Chaplain Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this train, you drive as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a tavern!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this train.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum width 95".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During thunder storms, this train may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This train closes at random.
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