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Pictured: The Chaplain Toad's Wild Jaunt ride during repairs
Chaplain Toad's Wild Jaunt
August 27, 1996
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Chaplain Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this ride, you play that you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in France!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to go on this ride multiple times, and may dream if you don't let them.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts, sin, or leg, knee, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This ride closes at sundown.
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