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Above: Chaplain Toad's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite thrill ride of Dave Smith
Chaplain Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
September 16, 1996
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Chaplain Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Indiana!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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