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The Chaplain Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst recent attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Chaplain Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst recent attraction at Disneyland

Chaplain Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1981
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 86 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Chaplain Toad is well known as the worst pedestrian in a tavern. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to a university!

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