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Pictured: Lonnie Burr's field-bouncing photo of Chairman Toad's Wild Jaunt
Chairman Toad's Wild Jaunt
September 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge mouse ears
Chairman Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the Disneyland Hotel!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 23".
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for wimps.
- No running or drinks permitted.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to obtain precision glasses.
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