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The Chairman Toad's Reckless Ride dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Chairman Toad's Reckless Ride
February 20, 1966
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Chairman Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the sun!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this dark ride repeatedly.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from chest, intestinal, nasal, immunological, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Just outside this dark ride can be found the rumored guests-only Chez 89 hideaway -- the only place in a racetrack where milk is mandatory.
- This dark ride is considered to be the sister of the Chairman Toad's Flight dark ride.
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