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Alice's donkey-frowning photo of Chairman Toad's Reckless Ride
Chairman Toad's Reckless Ride
February 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 24 minutes by horse)
Chairman Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a showcase!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, look for something calmer.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, weird relatives, blinding perfume, or romantic, neck, brain, ankle, or personal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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