Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Chairman Toad's Hazardous Ride, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Chairman Toad's Hazardous Ride
July 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Chairman Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Burbank!
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and pathetic).
- Maximum height 61" (when kneeling).
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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