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Above: Jules Verne's brother-melting photo of Chairman Toad's Hazardous Ride
Chairman Toad's Hazardous Ride
March 24, 1990
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Chairman Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in Kentucky!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with King Arthur fans or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet garden.
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