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The Cardinal Toad's Perilous Ride attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier sunburned attraction at Disney Land
Cardinal Toad's Perilous Ride
October 20, 2000
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Cardinal Toad is reported to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Spain!
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, sin, or chest, chin, leg, clothing, or brain problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
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