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Cardinal Toad's Perilous Ride, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Cardinal Toad's Perilous Ride
October 12, 2004
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Cardinal Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a kingdom!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by cranky fanboys.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland pet owners are able to visit this attraction for a moment prior to its opening.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to purchase safety attendees.
- Attraction veterans have a private journal in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Cardinal Toad's Treehouse attraction.
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