Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cardinal Toad's Feral Ride attraction during refurbishment
Cardinal Toad's Feral Ride
December 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Cardinal Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a waterfall!
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to find something less demanding.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
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