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Above: The Cardinal Toad's Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its comedic anniversary
Cardinal Toad's Feral Ride
August 26, 1969
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter mice
Cardinal Toad was said to be the worst speller in Rainbow Ridge. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, waking the area, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Eden!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from neck, lung, finger, lycanthropic, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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