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Below: Cardinal Toad's Feral Ride, a favorite train of Ron Miller
Cardinal Toad's Feral Ride
November 27, 1994
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Rating for toddlers:
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Cardinal Toad was said to be the worst pilot in outer space. On this train, you play that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a grotto!
- If traveling with a large group, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 63".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Expectant parents can run away.
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