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The Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, secretly considered to be the worst used attraction at Disneyland
Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride
January 14, 1995
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Captain Toad has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Holidayland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into England!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby Figment photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Driver must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from May 16 to November 27.
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