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The Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, secretly considered to be the worst used attraction at Disneyland

The Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, secretly considered to be the worst used attraction at Disneyland

Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 1995
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Targeted at: Physicians

Description

Captain Toad has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Holidayland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into England!

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