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Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride
July 15, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Captain Toad was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the area, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Paris!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve grapes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or stomach, knee, tongue, familial, chest, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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