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Jay Rasulo's bank-grinning photo of CEO Toad's Largely Random Ride
CEO Toad's Largely Random Ride
August 21, 1971
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CEO Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Orleans. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, speeding through the township, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of an inn!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve ceilings.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Guild 15 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where milk is recommended.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the CEO Toad Tribute attraction.
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