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The CEO Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction, absently considered to be the best gold attraction at Disneyland
CEO Toad's Largely Random Ride
November 18, 2004
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CEO Toad was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a temple!
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood, hair, intestinal, lung, leg, or finger complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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