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Above: Jiminy Cricket's quarter-paddling photo of Brother Toad's Wild Drive
Brother Toad's Wild Drive
July 31, 1980
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Brother Toad was said to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to a tavern!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could joke with you.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from ankle or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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