Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Brother Toad's Rowdy Ride attraction, merrily collapsing in the morning park light
Brother Toad's Rowdy Ride
August 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half Mickeys (from www.NightmarePlanet.net)
Brother Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in history!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- Boredom may occur.
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