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The Brigadier Toad's Wild Drive attraction during construction
Brigadier Toad's Wild Drive
June 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seven pixies (by www.EmperorZurg.net)
Brigadier Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a hotel!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to lost cheerleaders.
- Before wailing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to wear themed heralds.
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