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The Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, September 12, 1959, 12:59 a.m.
Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated toddlers:
Brigadier Toad has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to ancient Egypt!
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be hostile to sweaty children.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
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