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The Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, justly tripping in the morning sunlight
Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Brigadier Toad is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the Nile!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and opinions away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The parking structures near this attraction are filled with feral cats.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad's Boat attraction.
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