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The Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, September 12, 1959, 12:59 a.m.

The Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, September 12, 1959, 12:59 a.m.

Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 1993
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating for overstimulated toddlers: Two stars

Description

Brigadier Toad has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to ancient Egypt!

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