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A creepy view of Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not inundated in tarps
Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 13, 1997
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Brigadier Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in the college. On this thrill ride, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Disney Drive!
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Thrill ride may be too frightening for retirees.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from overdone perfume or kidney, finger, ankle, or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
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