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Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith

Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith

Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 2000
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: X plusses (according to "The Toe" Twitter stream)

Description

Brigadier Toad is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the sky. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Walt Disney World!

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