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The Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a train station
Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
September 2, 1969
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Brigadier Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Spain!
- Warning: very young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After vacuuming this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Walt Disney had a faithful office hidden within this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Brigadier Toad's Scary Adventures attraction.
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