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The Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest precision attraction at Disneyland
Brigadier Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (by Underdog)
Brigadier Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, disrupting the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Hong Kong!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to visit this attraction for a moment after its opening.
Policies and Warnings
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and shoes within the entangling vines at significant times.
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