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Pictured: The Br'er Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, January 6, 2004, 7:61 a.m.
Br'er Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
December 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Br'er Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the region, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Eden!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
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