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The Br'er Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Br'er Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
April 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Four and a quarter Mickeys
Br'er Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in a shop. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into an inn!
- Warning: quite fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can forget about this attraction as much as a moment before its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a computer to enter.
- Bumping may occur.
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