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At right: The Br'er Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Br'er Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
July 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Three jollies (according to www.WallyBoagMedia.com)
Br'er Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the Nile!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something more magical.
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