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Above: The Br'er Toad's Undisciplined Ride dark ride, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary
Br'er Toad's Undisciplined Ride
June 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears (according to Paul Pressler)
Br'er Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you infer that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in a train station!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this dark ride by yourself.
- Minimum height 28".
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or inner ear, blood, heart, intestinal, or liver problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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