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Above: Chip's sink-tracking photo of Br'er Toad's Undisciplined Ride
Br'er Toad's Undisciplined Ride
April 3, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Br'er Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in a territory. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Toyland!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as large as this page to go on.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from finger, attention-span, neck, kidney, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to buy safety harnesses.
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