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The Bishop Toad's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Bishop Toad's Wild Rind
April 26, 1975
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Bishop Toad is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in London!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something less demanding.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or chin, intestinal, romantic, spinal, or inner ear complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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