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The Bishop Toad's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its albino anniversary

The Bishop Toad's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its albino anniversary

Bishop Toad's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 2008
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Intended for: Money-grubbing service animals

Description

Bishop Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, waking the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Philadelphia!

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