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Above: Bishop Toad's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Elvis
Bishop Toad's Wild Rind
November 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)
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Bishop Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Brazil!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and in diapers).
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- The last seat on this attraction is named for Ralph's reed.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Toad the Flying Elephant attraction.
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