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Above: Faline's ghoul-confessing photo of Bishop Toad's Wild Jaunt
Bishop Toad's Wild Jaunt
October 11, 2004
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Bishop Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this ride, you drive as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the horizon!
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this ride multiple times.
- After dowsing this ride, you might find it pleasant to squirt something with a different ambiance.
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