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The Bishop Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its frenetic anniversary
Bishop Toad's Uncultivated Ride
January 9, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears (according to Ludwig Von Drake, 1958)
Bishop Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in a theater. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a train station!
- If you are frightened by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests are able to enjoy this attraction half a moment preceeding everyone else.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo place.
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