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The Bishop Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Brazil

The Bishop Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Brazil

Bishop Toad's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 3, 1968
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Approximately zero Disneys

Description

Bishop Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in a train station. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the cafeteria!

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