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The Bishop Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Bishop Toad's Uncivilized Ride
January 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Approximately zero Disneys
Bishop Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in a train station. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the cafeteria!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
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