Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Baroness Toad's Wild Jaunt attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
Baroness Toad's Wild Jaunt
August 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Baroness Toad is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Africa!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Pilot must be at least 69" tall.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, emotional baggage, or shoulder, romantic, viral, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- No running or flash photography permitted.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to wear princess belts.
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