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The Baroness Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, longingly considered to be the best nutty attraction at Disneyland
Baroness Toad's Hazardous Ride
January 30, 2000
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Baroness Toad was said to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Matecumbe!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral restrictions, excessive drooling, water-soluable clothing, or nasal or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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