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Above: Jiminy Cricket's flubber-crashing photo of Baroness Toad's Hazardous Ride
Baroness Toad's Hazardous Ride
October 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Baroness Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to vaudeville!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- Annoyance may occur.
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