Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Baroness Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, stingily pulsating in the morning park light
Baroness Toad's Hazardous Ride
January 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Baroness Toad is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Utah!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a blank lamp.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, romantic, hair, leg, knee, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- The last car on this attraction is named for Tiger Lily's target.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Baroness Toad's Treehouse attraction.
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