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At right: The Baroness Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Baroness Toad's Hazardous Ride
May 9, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Baroness Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disney Land. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into a train station!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will point at your friends.
Policies and Alerts
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from October 28 through December 5.
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