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Pictured: The Baron Toad's Wild Excursion attraction, presently bursting in the evening sunlight
Baron Toad's Wild Excursion
March 11, 2006
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Baron Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a store!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could talk to willows.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives can't ride this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs away from the other guests at various times.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
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