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Above: Max Keeble's ceiling-rotting photo of Baron Toad's Unruly Ride
Baron Toad's Unruly Ride
February 25, 2012
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Baron Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in the depot. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Burbank!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
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