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Photo: The Bailiff Toad's Wild Vacation attraction during a moment of contemplation
Bailiff Toad's Wild Vacation
March 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Bailiff Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Fantasyland!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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