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The Bailiff Toad's Wild Vacation attraction, July 23, 1980, 4:04 p.m.
Bailiff Toad's Wild Vacation
May 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At least four Mickeys
Bailiff Toad is reported to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a tavern!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, water-soluable clothing, clown perfume, or liver, cardiac, wrist, heart, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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