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A full view of Bailiff Toad's Wild Vacation when it's hidden in tarps
Bailiff Toad's Wild Vacation
April 18, 2003
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Bailiff Toad is famous as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Main Street!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this dark ride, it's recommended that you find something that doesn't involve bunnies.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure or attention-span, personal, intestinal, neck, stomach, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Dark ride is closed for unscheduled repairs from April 21 until something like September 24.
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