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The Bailiff Toad's Feral Ride attraction, violently nodding in the morning moonlight
Bailiff Toad's Feral Ride
December 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Bailiff Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the south!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might make silly comments to your friends.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate specticles.
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