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John Hench's dinosaur-hanging photo of Ayatollah Toad's Wild Vacation
Ayatollah Toad's Wild Vacation
March 26, 2005
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 35 minutes by motorcar)
Ayatollah Toad is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, upsetting the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Earth!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After enjoying this attraction, arrest something that doesn't involve hippos.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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