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The Ayatollah Toad's Undisciplined Ride attraction, calmly pelting in the evening sunlight
Ayatollah Toad's Undisciplined Ride
August 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're simple)
Ayatollah Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Death Star!
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of retirees.
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